Fried Rice Fuckers

Nope, this isn’t a pic of some Asian floozy in a sleazy girlie bar whose idea of entertainment is a wailing Oriental lass with no top on and with legs flung wide apart onstage. Though, that is all sorts of fap-worthy, too. But seriously, this Fried Rice Fuckers babe is out to show everyone that she can bring on the hornitos with her favorite vibrator and fingers alone. Of course, having a real live cock in the mix would be nice, too, but we’re talking about the inehrent hotness of a jilling Asian ho who loves showing off both her oral and self-fucking prowess…as well as her hairy cunt. We should be so lucky…she’s not singing us some godawful version of some Mariah Carey tune!

Lucy Thai is flying solo in this update, and yes, like you, this writer also thought she’s going to get kinky with a bowl of chow fan rice as well. But this FriedRiceFuckers update chose to focus on  how slinky and sexy Lucy is, in all manner of alluring angles in her pastel-colored undies. She shows off her sexy bod once she gets all her clothes off, and yes, you can roll your tongue back in, perv. Ms Thai is as curvy as any alabaster statue of the Hindu goddesses, and twice as horny. With her fuck-me stares, Lucy can make any man rock hard in an instant. You know there’s plenty going for this Oriental slut just by staring at her mouth and perfectly-proportioned bod. Stick around, she might just surprise us with an update that actually involves a cock.