Archive for October, 2009

The New Asian Staple Isn’t Rice

Monday, October 12th, 2009

…it’s pretty obvious in this Fried Rice Fuckers update that it’s dick—and a very meaty one, at that! Our anonymous Asian slut can’t seem to decide how to cram every last inch of that donky dong into her dainty mouth, but she’s sure as hell gonna try her darndest! Having fucked less-than-average-sized penises her whole life, she’s not going to let this opportunity to get fucked and to scarf on real cock pass her by. So watch as she attempts to cram this monster thing down her gullet, and then give up her slit to be ravaged by it. It’s pretty educational…and filling, too.

Of Bamboo Shoots And Fried Rice

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Cum to think of it, the best Asian porn almost always involve McWhitey dicks and exotic Oriental lassies like Bamboo here, who can’t speak a word of English (except maybe “fuck me long time”). Bamboo signed up for the Fried Rice Fuckers experience, and if that makes you think of a yummy bamboo shoot mixed with fried rice lauriat, then I won’t blame you. Bamboo goes to town scarfing on that white sausage, making sure to get every last inch crammed down her gullet as if she’s never tasted such a meatstick before. Well, maybe she hasn’t, really. And then she allows it to invade her twat, and suffice it to say bitch has never felt her cunt so filled with dick before!


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