Fried Rice Fuckers

Nope, this isn’t a pic of some Asian floozy in a sleazy girlie bar whose idea of entertainment is a wailing Oriental lass with no top on and with legs flung wide apart onstage. Though, that is all sorts of fap-worthy, too. But seriously, this Fried Rice Fuckers babe is out to show everyone that she can bring on the hornitos with her favorite vibrator and fingers alone. Of course, having a real live cock in the mix would be nice, too, but we’re talking about the inehrent hotness of a jilling Asian ho who loves showing off both her oral and self-fucking prowess…as well as her hairy cunt. We should be so lucky…she’s not singing us some godawful version of some Mariah Carey tune!

…and why the heck not? If it’s delectable and burp-worthy, why pass up this delicious threesome morsel flavored with Asian goodness, with some McWhitey fries on the side? This gorgeous Oriental babe with the impossibly rounded boobs is in the throesof ecstasy, being serviced by a hot white bitch and a stunt cock that may or may not have his pecker up her ass or twat right this moment. Suffice it to say, this is one Fried Rice Fuckers update you want to miss because it brings on the kink, times three. And the sight of those hooters on these multi-racial sluts alone…hubba hubba. It can drain the marrow off of you.

…it’s pretty obvious in this Fried Rice Fuckers update that it’s dick—and a very meaty one, at that! Our anonymous Asian slut can’t seem to decide how to cram every last inch of that donky dong into her dainty mouth, but she’s sure as hell gonna try her darndest! Having fucked less-than-average-sized penises her whole life, she’s not going to let this opportunity to get fucked and to scarf on real cock pass her by. So watch as she attempts to cram this monster thing down her gullet, and then give up her slit to be ravaged by it. It’s pretty educational…and filling, too.

Cum to think of it, the best Asian porn almost always involve McWhitey dicks and exotic Oriental lassies like Bamboo here, who can’t speak a word of English (except maybe “fuck me long time”). Bamboo signed up for the Fried Rice Fuckers experience, and if that makes you think of a yummy bamboo shoot mixed with fried rice lauriat, then I won’t blame you. Bamboo goes to town scarfing on that white sausage, making sure to get every last inch crammed down her gullet as if she’s never tasted such a meatstick before. Well, maybe she hasn’t, really. And then she allows it to invade her twat, and suffice it to say bitch has never felt her cunt so filled with dick before!

Lucy Thai is flying solo in this update, and yes, like you, this writer also thought she’s going to get kinky with a bowl of chow fan rice as well. But this FriedRiceFuckers update chose to focus on  how slinky and sexy Lucy is, in all manner of alluring angles in her pastel-colored undies. She shows off her sexy bod once she gets all her clothes off, and yes, you can roll your tongue back in, perv. Ms Thai is as curvy as any alabaster statue of the Hindu goddesses, and twice as horny. With her fuck-me stares, Lucy can make any man rock hard in an instant. You know there’s plenty going for this Oriental slut just by staring at her mouth and perfectly-proportioned bod. Stick around, she might just surprise us with an update that actually involves a cock.

Cris is the name and cocksucking’s the game. This picture-perfect, pretty Asian bitch might not lend her tender beaver to this Fried Rice Fucker update, but she sure as hell will generously provide her mouth, tongue, throat, and fingers to our Caucasian stunt cock. Dishing out the world famous Asian blowjob, Cris gags and sucks her way into a facial of a lifetime, coaxing that spooge by alternately giving that pecker a rubdown and scarfing on the balls like they’re pieces of fleshy sweets. She seems successful enough, if we’re to judge by how high that nutsacks’ gotten after a few minutes of Cris’s expert mouth manipulation. And if you stick around long enough, you’ll know there’s a sticky surprise waiting at the end of this episode. Keep your eyes and pants peeled, pervs!

Loni’s a bronze-skinned slut of the Asian persuasion, and she just loves a white cock to play in her mouth with. This Fried Rice Fucker has so much pepper in her tomato (in a manner of speaking) that she sizzles every time a dick comes within spitting distance of her poontang. Oriental fetishists, beware. Our gal Loni has quite the penchant for money shots that she has a near-perfect record of getting it right smack on her face when the occasion calls for it. And this, pervs, is exactly what happens in this hot, hot update. Loni gets it good up the cunt and down the throat, and manages to catch the cum shot in an almost graceful way by arching her neck at the appropriate second. What a talented Asian bitch.

Mika Tan’s always been a force to reckon with, even in porn sites that don’t primarily cater to the Asian fetish. Well, it’s rice romping galore at FriedRiceFuckers com, and Ms Tan isn’t one to shirk from her pornly duties even as she’s dealt with a thick Caucasian cock to suck and fuck in this update. This gal is so kinky she’s nuts, and having seen her in other offerings where she’s tasked to go far and beyond the calls of hardcore duty, makes me feel oddly relieved that she merely spreads her legs open and eats cock in this one. Not that there’s any reason to complain for those asking for a little extra something with their Oriental porn, really. She does it with so much gusto and manages to look so lithe and lissome and sexy, I predict you’ll be blowing your load just halfway through the whole shebang!